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Jan Paul Stegeman

Senior Software Engineer · Bartender · Amsterdam 🇳🇱

Full-stack engineer with a frontend heart. Building software by day. Aspiring Hugo Boss model and Superstar DJ by night. You'll find me debugging TypeScript, C++ and Rust, or cornering hard on my MT-09 SP. Current Haarlemmerbuurt resident. Moonlighting as a bartender at a brown café in the Red Light District, where the tourists are confused and the beer is cold.

No calls. No forms. Just slide into my DMs.

joke of the day

The salesman at the furniture store told me, 'This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.'

I said, 'Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?'