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Jan Paul Stegeman

Senior Software Engineer · Bartender · Amsterdam 🇳🇱

Full-stack engineer with a frontend heart. Building software by day. Aspiring Hugo Boss model and international Superstar DJ by night. You'll find me debugging TypeScript, C++ and Rust, or riding fast on my MT-09 SP. Current Haarlemmerbuurt resident. Moonlighting as a bartender at a brown café in the Red Light District, where the tourists are confused and the beer is cold.

No calls. No forms. Just slide into my DMs.

joke of the day

Y’all have heard of Murphy’s Law right? Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard about Coles Law?

It’s a bunch of thinly sliced cabbage with a mayonnaise based dressing.